Old Twat

brookeburke at Whole Foods buying age dried fillets and organic vegetables for my menu tonight. It going to be a very sexy evening...


Yea ... when I think "sexy", I think age dried fillets ... ugh

twatotics

SenJohnMcCain200,000 and counting - fantastic!
about 4 hours ago from web

TwatsOnTweeter@SenJohnMcCain: don't take "follower" to mean "believer" or anything remotely resembling ideological similarities - TWAT
1 minute ago from web

Jackson Balls

RyanSeacrestoh and wait until u see the size of randy's man bag...

need i really say more?

lot o' twat

johncmayerI'm thinking about a Twitter-based fan appreciation day, where I tweet a location and we just hang out for the afternoon in a parking lot.

that sounds great! bring lube!

John Mayer's need to be touched

johncmayerThe days of the digital possession obsession is coming to an end. People want to use their tactile senses again.

no one wants your twat, john.

ptwatty

iamdiddyAttention people! We have just reached 90,000 positive loving beautiful ptwitty family members! Welcome home people! 100000 soon come!21 minutes ago from TwitterBerry

ptwatty is more like it

@RyanSeacrest: go away, twat!

RyanSeacrestThe girls from the view are on today & I'm inviting them to come to idol and be in audience tomorrow or wed. Let's see if babs comes. - ryan13 minutes ago from TwitterBerry

who's the bigger twat in this scenario?

this is too easy

Michael_Phelpsis listening to U2's No Line On The Horizon - Amaaaazing!about 1 hour ago from web

fuckin' twat! are you high?

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